Home and Garden Television

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Sitting in the waiting room
Home and Garden Television
Shaky knees man with a bad sore throat
And the once a week sensation partners hogging up your doctor’s hours
Check out this chick, I bet you’re healthier than her

See, I don’t know what I’d do if I found out
That you’re never, ever, never gonna be ok
I don’t know what I’d do if I found out
That you’re never, ever, never gonna be ok

I’ve tapped the nurses' phones
I’ve trailed the doctors home
I left the lab alone, those guys are cool
I’ve asked them all to drink the same amount of water
That they forced you to, but later said was up to you

I don’t know what I’d do if I found out
That you’re never, ever, never gonna be ok
I don’t know what I’d do if I found out
That you’re never, ever, never gonna be ok

I’ve called on all of the best religions
With a special focus on the ones that say they don’t believe in heaven

Just life

So, boyfriends
Rock your bodies
Take your man to the Christmas party

Old flames
Call that number
Don’t you dare be too scared to love her

All the hours I’ve wasted
All the moments not spent embracing
Why’d I spend nights sleeping?
Those were minutes we both were breathing

So now boyfriends rock
(I can heal you with my voice)
Flames stay hot
(I must heal you with my voice)
Flesh don’t you dare rot
(I can reach you with my voice)
Time please stop

I will save you with my voice

Sitting in the waiting room
Home and Garden Television
Wiping your lips with my bright blue shirt
That I wore the night that I first touched you
What if now’s the last I’ll get to?
Here comes the doc
I bet you’re healthy as can be

We’ll see

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from Life Changer, released October 27, 2023

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